“Who the fuck decided I shouldn’t wear my pink silk dress? It’s literally the only thing I wanted about my funeral. Well, not the only thing, speaking of! Why is My Chemical Romance’s Fake Your Death not playing? I mean it’s a bit boring now that I’m speaking, but then again if someone caught this on video, it could go viral, so why not. Also, who brought a bouquet with lavender? And why! I hate lavender. Should’ve brought me roses. Actually, you know what would’ve been cool? A flower crown of poppies. If I were wearing that now, the petals would fall off slowly during this little impromptu speech. I feel like that would’ve added some effect. Never mind. Right, you. Why are you here? I’ve always hated you. You freak me out…”
“If I were to die tomorrow, yet somehow speak at my funeral, I would want to speak honestly. I believe it is important to honor the truth as to how this being appeared to ME. Thus, for my funeral, I would say that I was a work in progress. I died pre-maturely in the sense that I did not yet make the turn towards adulthood, responsibility, and overall my greatest potential…” [read more]
